My mom said my snowflake was specialer!

Pretty sure the actual moral of the story is “slow the fuck down, yo”

I’ve never backed up a trailer

Reading comprehension, or backing up a trailer. You are bad at one of these things.

Does it matter? I’m still not voting for either of them.

Yeah, I don’t see any car either.

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I never said dude was getting into Disneyworld the legit way....

I know it seems like common sense, but if you’re trying to install the secret headphone jack on your iPhone 7, please don’t.

I was expecting 21 ladies...

Its looks like Megatron’s leavings.

I didn’t read that. Except the last part. God I hope you’re right.

I got a ticket in my own driveway once in Worcester, MA. The ticket was for “double parking”. I challenged the ticket and received a letter back saying my request was denied because “in the officer’s professional opinion, you were double parked.”

Shoulda let it happen, coulda sued and won a sweet tow truck

History has taught us to be disappointed, therefore, what we think is the new Supra (or whatever it’ll be called) is vaporware to get us all excited. The hatchback thing at the end is actually their joint venture.

Pilot - “Good luck.”

Jalopy crowd fund and shared custody?? Anyone??

Congratulations, Mr. RX - never learned to drive an auto, on COTD! My award to you is a TV which you won’t have to pay an annual fee like the BBC has. This lovely lady will deliver the TV as soon as she finds a vehicle.

Yeah. I hate the Baltimore airport too.