Do you include “let your dog’s vomit stay there for weeks til its dry and moldy” in your list of acceptable car behavior? Cause my (soon to be ex) gf certainly does.

She needs to notify us when she takes a kinja vacation.

“Tea. Earl grey. Hot.”

You done rustled the troll’s skivvies.

What car?

That post gave me a stiffie.

There’s a part of me that wishes the robber, staged or not, took things too far.

I managed to install the secret headphone jack on the top of my 6S. Suck it.

Band of Brothers, Episode #3. Skip to 3:45

Made me think of:

To me

Just shaming you. Carry on.

Fair point. I was thinking more of traditional luxury brands making trucks, not traditional truck brands making ridiculously nice trucks.

Luxury pickups...right. Ask Lincoln how that panned out.

Would this increase your rating?

Pfft, if you miss them then why’d you leave??

Hashing = awesome. Hash name? Not a fan of the one I got.

Someone sort of already handled that joke; admittedly pre-accident but still applies. Not sure if you like Psych, but it’s worth a watch. You can even binge watch it on “Netflix.” Or maybe it was on “Hulu.”

I’m voting for him for two reasons: