500 BC.

Colbert has found his niche for guests: douchebag billionaires. Americans love those at the moment!

Let me guess, your uncle works at MTV and told you how much it cost exactly?

They cancelled a bunch of shows recently but Shannara has better ratings, better than Scream in fact. Not sure what MTV was expecting, or why they haven't renewed it already.

What's this?

It is like watching a train wreck, then the train becomes President:

But they are FORCED to read these reviews, with Clockwork Orange devices.

We say goodbye to the best show on TV featuring a strong female protagonist. Ratings have fallen so it might be the series finale, but there are so many other stories yet to tell… So let's hope MTV does the right thing and renews Shannara.

Both…

A Superman flash on CBS primetime??

I wonder how many people don't know that the X-Files ended already, and will be punished with Gotham.

And then she becomes a lumberjack!

The supervillains are IN the computer!

"But a little NWA is too much NWA." -The Academy.

I'm pretty sure this won an Oscar tonight.

Sly was robbed, and what makes it even worse is that Bridge of Spies is a vomit-inducing Oscar-bait failure.

Gotham, the ugly rash of TV that keeps coming back.

18 gay guys as hyper-masculine as Jeb!.

I've seen the light! Trump! Trump! Trump!

Ander was always the rightful heir to the throne, and the elven nobles already knew how dire the situation was, as well as his plan. But they betrayed him anyway, because they didn't trust him. So why did all they all change their mind? Because Ander suddenly allies himself with their sworn enemy the gnomes, and even…