That video was an ugly reminder that I wasn't watching the pilot of a promising SyFy show. I don't want to see any of these people again!

Because it doesn't have*

Fitz Update - alternative take

And Captain Robinson Beefcake had more chemistry with Simmons after 5 minutes than Fitz after 3 years.

Astronaut Hunk Cockblock.

It was the best episode of Shield, their first legitimately great one. Well done.

Hanging out with him still sounds great compared to watching Suicide Squad.

To be fair, the Obama regime doesn't want to bomb the Syrian government anymore. Or, not yet. Either way, the CIA and the Pentagon are arming jihadists instead at the moment, but a little bit of propaganda could always be useful in the future.

Who ate all the bacon? Tandy is gorging on meat while Phil has to eat insects. It reminded me of the slave-owning Founding Fathers.

Tandy has done it again… How long will Phil, Melissa and the others tolerate his behavior?

Especially compared to this particular Marvel property.

This Disney cartoon will get cancelled in 2 months then become vastly overrated?

Sorry but Ryan is as bad as it gets. A far-right ideologue on all the issues that matter to billionaires, he can meet-in-the-middle with a corporate Democrat like Obama or Clinton to screw the middle-class and the poor. Ryan will make all corporate trade treaties happen, for a start.

Imagine if Simmons became a Mantis Alien queen. next episode she hypnotizes Fitz then lays eggs in his stomach. In the season finale Fitz explodes and the baby Simmons-aliens kill the rest of the cast. Next year SHIELD starts fresh.

Fun fact: the Celestials matter as much to understand the XMen as they do for 2001.

A random person gets superpowers because she was always different and part of a group, it is the XMen.

Comics that run for 50+ years include a lot of garbage and retcons, this notion that the XMen were engineered by aliens sure is one of them. Actually no, it didn't even appear in the original XMen comics, it was a way for Kirby to link the Inhumans to a more successful creation of his. Even then Inhumans were lame and…

They have to choose a tone for the show. If they want a gritty spy drama, they can't have an extra from 'This ain't Star Trek XXX' running around.

Agent Director of Three People, Plus Many Others You Don't See.

It wasn't the case here before this change, with just the title of the episode.