Yes. Someone’s been murdered so I’ll contact my local on-campus health center.

Evidence. Evidence is why it's different.

Apparently their phones don't dial 9-1-1

Just like the right, the left is also riddled with contradictions in which irony and humor can be found. If you can’t see this, you're an ideologue and fucking blind to your own biases.

The more progressives believe they’ve cornered the market on empathy the less empathetic they become. It’s so odd to hear people dehumanizing others while simultaneously claiming all the virtue.

It was literally the funniest joke in that clip. People without a sense of humor, like yourself, shouldn't be commenting on comedy. It's makes you look stupid.

Sister Mary, you're confused. It's called Comedy Central because they have comedians on who tell jokes

Your desire for the “study of internet trolls” to be taken seriously is probably the source of your frustration.

In other words, linguistics, a legitimate scientific dicipline. A Comm degree is a linguistics degree for people who want to pretend they actually studied communication.

I can detect your sarcasm without a degree in communication. So yeah, it's is a silly degree.

There's s Ph.D. in being a secretary?

You should go into law enforcement or the law. You'd make a great lawyer.

Well, makes sense. She is a lesbian.

“Objectification of another human being is wrong”.

You mean give her a pass like we give Schumer a pass?

Indeed. Her thirst for a black man is disgusting.

Christ. Have you ever been to a dance, Sister Margaret, or do you spend your Saturday nights brushing your cats?

Seems like a real feminist thing to do. Is projecting insecurities onto people how independent women prove they're equality to men?

Because humans communicate non-verbally, Watson. You’ll understand this when they add the emotion chip to your mainframe.