Poop size is more of a ratio to the weight of the pooper than a flat number, isn’t it? To a 200 lb human, a 150 lb poop would mean certain death, but to a 4000 lb car, a 150 lb poop is the equivalent to an 8 lb poop for a 200 lb human. That’s a big poop, but probably not impossible.

I think a better title would be “The Grille Isn’t the Only Problem”

the real problem is that they are generic looking. mask off the grill and I challenge you to tell the difference between either of these and a Kia, Hyundai, Lexus, or even a Camry.

BMW built their rep on small, light, good handling cars with a simple, but distinctive look that put function first. no one would ever…

I am not even sure the problem is only the look with BMW nowadays.

Or

Modern motorsport Jalopnik has a problem: It’s too damn complicated, and it’s only been getting worse.

But, you do get to go around telling people “I’ve got a deposit down on a Cybertruck”...you know, if you’re that kind of tool. 

Who needs to do that when you can just double the loan period.

...is it worth putting a deposit on a Cybertruck...?

Thank you for your feedback. There are several things that could have prevented this, like not showing off or putting it in neutral if you just have to show off.

The Shelby team put those in the ‘66 Le Mans car as a joke. The Horny switch was likely a reference to Carroll’s penchant for women, and the Stall Indicator is normally found in aircraft but since the thing had such a tendency to generate lift at speed and try to leave Earth they stuck it in. I just feel like those…

If even that. You know that phrase youth is wasted on the young? Wealth is wasted on the rich 

No American.  You must buy SUV.  

Damn it Audi. Just sell the freakin’ hatchback in the US already. I would buy that S3 hatch right now if I could.

I can’t speak for “people” but I can tell you why I like it; I think it looks far more elegant than the convertible. The convertible 911 has always looked like a rolling bathtub to me. The Targa fixes that, mostly. If I were going with something open-air, it’d be a choice between the 911 Targa and the 718 Spyder (but…

Recently bought a 2019 Targa GTS 991.2 - I don’t like the 992s and was able to get a good discount on the outgoing model. For me, the Targa is the perfect balance between couple and convertible, though I am probably biased by living in the Seattle area - AWD is necessary and a full convertible would get less top-down…

Rejected by the Naval Academy before his accident.... Huh... The only way that happens is failing the psyche evaluation. Let me guess, the morality questions were a bit too difficult for the gun-loving Christian? Well, psychopaths and sociopaths always either go into politics or the police force when they get rejected…

Congrats, Madison. You’re 24 and already an Old White Guy. Except maybe you yell “Hey get off my lawn...bro!” Another grifter mouthing the same old cliches to same lumpen clods who are afraid of anything that isn’t them. 

My favorite part of the whole video is watching Frank’s soul momentarily leave his body at 6:30 as he tries his hardest to be diplomatic about the “nostrils”...

Neutral. The seller needs to knock the price down about a grand for the aesthetic repairs (wheels, headlight, and grille). Here is a cleaner one in my neck of the woods for less. https://phoenix.craigslist.org/nph/cto/d/paradise-valley-1992-mercedes-benz/7164158727.html