What a crappy room for your honeymoon.

ah. ok thanks. im a pc gamer myself, so perhaps ill pick it up when it drops. actually, now that i see the release, i probably wont. Fallout 4 and all...

Give him a break. His job is to set off fireworks when the Indians hit a home run. He probably didn’t even know what that button did.

He got off lucky. No one was there to see it.

I was at LAX on Friday afternoon and a guy took one of these through security, stood on it, and rolled to his gate with no security problem. Well, except my eye problems from rolling them so hard.

Well there have to be cryogenically cooled superconducting magnets in the item being suspended, as well as a fixed track in place. Not exactly portable and certainly not workable for any real distance without support equipment.

there actually was a real one, not this thing, but a working prototype tested elsewhere.

This entire situation is silly.

I think someone needs to explain what hover means to him.

Now if they could just discover a room-temperature super conductor...

OH WAIT! Well... still not quite. But getting closer!
http://news.sciencemag.org/chemistry/2015…

Lame..

So like a slightly less stupid looking Segway? Hypocrites.

These stupid things. I saw a guy zipping through downtown Chicago on one the other day. So stupid.

WHAT. That has wheels! LIES, ITS ALL LIES.

This is what he means by “hoverboard” apparently.

Wiffle is serious business. Not even joking.

Adult wiffle ball is huge in New England. Like huge. People build perfect wiffle sized replicas of Fenway. There are leagues and shit.

serious wiffle ball players are secretly America’s greatest athletes.

He spikes the ball after the catch and never makes a clean transfer to his “opposite” hand. Therefore, it’s a single. Run scores.

“How is anyone supposed to deal with that?”