I can’t wait for the sequel: Ipsum Lorem

The “Tweel” looks like a balancing nightmare, just imagine how much mud will dry up in those crevices.

It's a good thing that Teflon doesn't stick to my stomach lining and intestines.

It's a good thing that Teflon doesn't stick to my stomach lining and intestines.

The new non-stick pan I buy 10 years from now, to replace the old scratched up pan, will also look brand new 10 years from now.

The new non-stick pan I buy 10 years from now, to replace the old scratched up pan, will also look brand new 10…

All I know is that these pans are very hard to clean compared to non-stick. I threw away a $50 11" skillet because of it. Ain't nobody got time for that!

All I know is that these pans are very hard to clean compared to non-stick. I threw away a $50 11" skillet because…

Plus those old DEC drives likely have vintage pron on them.

That’s redundant.

Augmented porn is the future. Resistance is futile.

I have that one. I had no idea I could making anything other than waffles in it.

I have that one. I had no idea I could making anything other than waffles in it.

The difference is that sugar and TP are "free" to you as a courtesy, to use at your discretion. You aren't technically stealing them, unless you didn't buy anything at that establishment.

The difference is that sugar and TP are "free" to you as a courtesy, to use at your discretion. You aren't…

It's no different than the Google App Store.

It's no different than the Google App Store.

"I honestly have to say, that at the price phone apps run, it's a shameful act to still pirate such items."

"I honestly have to say, that at the price phone apps run, it's a shameful act to still pirate such items."

Who drinks just one glass of wine?

Who drinks just one glass of wine?

I threw one of those away last weekend. It was just sitting around, collecting dust, and taking up space needed for other kitchen gadgets that actually get used. Plus the fact that I can never tell a flavor difference compared to simply pouring the wine.

I threw one of those away last weekend. It was just sitting around, collecting dust, and taking up space needed for…

I have a problem with trusting my most urgent tasks to the stickyness of a sticky note, which may have been around for a while and could have lost its stickyness, and could then easily fall off and stick to someones shoe and be gone forever.

I thought "50 miles" was a typo, so I only read the article to see what the actual mileage was, but it was no typo, what a joke of a rating. But I guess you have to start somewhere.

Punish??? I think not. I played PONG, and I loved every single one of those bloop sounds. In those days we didn't have fancy 8-bit sound or 8 bit graphics, we had "1-bit sound" where the only sound was either on or off, and "1-bit graphics", either black or white.

I did have something to compare PONG to, it was called "playing outside" :)

He SHOULD have started with black and white PONG, like I did. And make him play it for a year, and nothing else, like I did. That would have built REAL appreciation for everything that followed, like it did with me.

I go this far back (1977), and everything in between, up to the PS4. We had no buttons, no left/right triggers, no analog sticks, no direction pad, no vibrating controller, no pause button. You only got one knob, and you were happy, dammit.