Fat guy in a little coat.

Dat dinky display tho.

Dat dinky display tho.

I have the entire Hemnes bedroom set in black!

I have the entire Hemnes bedroom set in black!

Just hope and pray there's no logs partially submerged in the water.

Hmm, I never considered the lack of "defensive maneuvers" in these cars. Is it true that they don't know how to detect a car coming at them in the wrong lane? Would the "auto"-mobile simply just come to a stop and get hit in the front, or would the auto-mobile predict the path of the car coming at it, and know to…

I ride a bike to work thousands of miles per year, so I'm usually the one having the most fun and laughing at people who think stepping on a gas pedal is their idea of fun.

The classy way to know it's 4:16.

Some of those guys got lapped while they were still on the first few obstacles. No qualifying prelims apparently. I wonder how the Russian fat bike would have done on this course, with the ability to carry the bike?

Take it away, it's too heavy to be lifted straight up a dirt cliff with one arm. Next!

If the bar is based of the metric system, then why can I buy a pint there?

I actually do have HDMI on the laptop and TV and a 50' HDMI cable, but I only connect the laptop to the TV once in a while to show pictures or home movies on the big screen during family get-togethers. But I don't use it for gaming, and I'm not sure why, but I think it's probably because of the controller, or laying…

I actually do have HDMI on the laptop and TV and a 50' HDMI cable, but I only connect the laptop to the TV once in a…

So in reality, you actually own most of these devices, just alternative versions of them. Same for me, except I have GTAV, I just like it better on the PS3 and the 50" TV and surround sound, than on the 17" laptop screen with head phones.

So in reality, you actually own most of these devices, just alternative versions of them. Same for me, except I…

A flashlight is hardly a gadget, and should never be given to anyone as a present, UNLESS there is also a gadget affixed to it to make it more functional, like a 2 mounting magnets, 2 bungee cords, a second light, or camo. Or all of the above. Might D Lite.

A flashlight is hardly a gadget, and should never be given to anyone as a present, UNLESS there is also a gadget…

You don't own any of these best products??? You hardly deserve to smell Giz's feces.

You don't own any of these best products??? You hardly deserve to smell Giz's feces.

I think (boss' and clients' only job.. ) would have been correct.