I’m sorry, but if you won’t explain Initial D to me, then will you at least explain to me why, whenever your generation is challenged online, it reacts by calling the supposed challenger a “troll”? Also, how do you guys react in the real world? Do you call the guy a “big meanie”, give him your lunch money, and cry on…

I’m sorry, it’s a TV show based on a comic book? What’s it about, some sort of drifting super hero? Jeez, how could I possibly make fun of that? Or you, for being a fan?

Or, and I’m just throwing this out there, only dorks think it funny because.....well.....they’re dorks?

You bet! So let’s keep it going: Tell me more about Initial D! Is it like G-Force, except it’s a car that, when drifted, turns into a fiery bird of prey? LOL. Seriously bro, give me the real to real.

Initial D.....lol:

By the way, blue racing stripes a beast do not make. Farrah aside.

No one cares.

You are not the arbiter of car culture either, particularly when you’re coming from such a joyless, loathsome PC place. You people are so tiring, seeing injustice in everything, when the rest of the world just wants to enjoy itself. The world continues to turn without you. So this is me shutting the door on you.

I would have taken her and not the car.

Nope. Didn’t work.

There is no “good” drift video. Unless, by “good”, you mean syncronized swimming is “good” as compared to an actual swimming race? Or figure skating to speed skating?

I see, so your going to the trouble to reply to me and post your ridiculous meme is you shutting the door? And we’re to believe that you are said arbiter that gets to shut said door? No, Thanks for your ridiculous input. Oh, the irony.....Maybe try speaking like a normal adult from now on?

There will be 1-2 stories per day on Jalopnik re: Top Gear until you’ve puked your guts out.

Why does everying fucking car video start with the guy setting up the GoPro, then the starter ushering him forth, etc?

....Or the Mazda CX-3?

Hmmm....I had forgotten that one. Good call.

1) FR-S/BRZ

I really don’t give two shits. Please don’t go full Gawker on us any more than this site already does.

Yes and no. The top speeds aren’t the same.

No, I don’t WANT to see anyone injured. However, to say that danger isn’t a huge part of any motor sport event is naive, if not a complete basdardization of the entire endeavor.