You’re right, your a driver. Of other people’s cars, from track to track. LOL. And I keep my online identity to myself. In fact, acting like the dick you are here, and then sharing your identity, is probably not the smartest move when it comes to getting people to help you out in the racing community.

I just pointed out to you all the technical reasons that electric cars and racing series suck, none of which had anything to do with sound (although the lack thereof in Formula E is yet another legitimate knock against it). Worry not, the series is already a zombie circling the drain anyway. It will be done soon…

Sweet, you drive trailers for other people. Reach for the top.....

“New school gear head position”.....LOL. Man, you people really do think you have the special sauce, huh? I bet you read Vox as well?

And a real student of high performance would know that 1) these cars are anything but fast; and 2) any electric car with range, speed, or torque handles like a pig because it is one. Batteries way a lot. But none of that matters because torque, right? LOL

Been at or raced? LOL. I’ll wait.

Guess what else is an asset. Increasing torque through a power band and speeds over 120 mph. And range. These golf carts have neither. Your glorified golf carts has neither. Again, you wouldn’t know because you’ve never been on an actual race, have you. Yet you lecture “wankers” like me...

As if you’d know? Nice right ear earrings, Nancy.

Projecting again? By the way, no one on a social networking or comment forum uses that one eye profile photo. Not ever. And no facial-haired, special snowflake millenial has ever gone out of his way to preach the electric car gospel? One wonders if you’ve ever spent even 15 minutes on a real race track, with other…

Watching that gif will never get old. the only way to make it better would be to, when it happens, also show look on the nerds’ faces who created it.

Does it matter that the 959 looks like a Karman Ghia with side vents?

Yeah, but you don’t get it. Formula E is a on the rise. A monster in the making. Or so they keep telling us...

The tire is probably faster than any Formula E car.

Nice to see that you aptly described most of the legitimate reasons to laugh heartily at this alleged racing series.

No Toyobaru? Seriously?

I recently heard a story that Gene Haus tried in the 90’s to get Mid Ohio replaced with a Dayton street race. No shit.

I personally think that Milwaukee should always be the traditional Indy follow up, but this is the way Roger Penske wants it.

IndyCar’s most gravitas driver is being forced into this livery? Reminiscent of Stroker Ace in a chicken costume.

Tim Allen, CJ Wilson, Jay Leno - in that order. Patrick Dempsey gets an honorable mention.

Will their new, cool livery change the fact that it’s a front engine, front drive car destined to be relative grid fodder?