You put Big Fish below Dark Shadows? Below Charlie and the Chocolate Factory? Get the fuck outta here.

It’s about time Democrats got the message that abortion is the issue to focus on. Just showing republicans flailing for an answer is all that’s needed.

I hate that one of the fastest ways to make sure abortion rights are ensured is to scare the hell out of the Y-chromosome-owners. Them being inconvenienced by child support shouldn’t be more compelling than the current suffering, physical harm and fear put upon women....but if that’s what it takes, that’s what it…

Mark Wahlberg’s range as an actor is Marky Mark and Mark Wahlberg. If you call that range. I can’t think of a movie where it looks like he’s acting.

That ad rocks. It’s galvanizing.

I could be wrong, but I think it’s one of the few times (if not the only time) LaMarche played Welles straight instead of using him for parody. 

The top 5 is fine, but as other commenters said this list placates to his sell-out era. Here’s my rankings.

The Dems need to hit abortion all the way until election time. Also, they need to get the message to young men that they could be paying a lot of child support in the future. That might scare them into voting.

Fuck around with women, GOP. We will end you.

“ I believe in a culture of life”... unless that life happens to be black, brown, female, LGBTQ+, kids being shot up in their classrooms, immigrants, refugees, jewish, muslim, disabled, poor, or homeless. Yeah, exclude all those groups and sure it looks like a “culture of life.”

Yes Maurice Lamarche did the voice. He’s best known for doing the voice of The Brain from Pinky and The Brain, which was also a Welles imitation. 

My wife will fight you over Big Fish.

As a former film student, I remember being blown away by the actor playing Orson Welles in that one brief scene in the restaurant... only years later did I realize it was none other than Vincent D’Onofrio! (I think someone else dubbed the voice, however.)

Burton’s Planet of the Apes is not just his worst movie, it is one of the most disappointing movies I have ever seen. Marky Mark at his most wooden. Charlie is also awful and the only thing worth watching in it are the Christopher Lee scenes, because Christopher Lee. If you are going to redo an absolute classic film,…

Seeing Big Fish below Peregrin and Wonka hurts. Its hurts in my bones.

Big Fish behind autopilot Burton films like Charlie, Alice and Dark Shadows is strange but based on these vanilla write ups on each slide this feels like an AI article.

Dark Shadows, Alice and Charlie all sucked. They all felt like Burton parodies. Big Fish is a great film and should be pushing top 10.

Surprised to see Alice in Wonderland so high.

Putting Pee-Wee’s Big Adventure 5th, especially right now, feels very wrong.

Even ranking Dark Shadows 10th out of 19 is putting it about 10 spots too high.