I had an impression over the last few months the content on this site was recovering but the last couple of weeks have been fucking rough. 

This is terrible. Atom Smasher? Ever read one comic?

 Dope, Edge Of Seventeen, Lady Bird, To All The Boys I’ve Loved Before, Easy A, Booksmart.

Legitimately shocked this lazy premise of an article doesn’t even bother to compare Hawkeye with Green Arrow

I always thought Vision had more in common with Red Tornado. And Superman seemed like a direct inspiration for Sentry and Hyperion as opposed to Cap.

The biggest problem is that they limited themselves to only the characters that have appeared in film. If they opened it up to all characters it would have probably been better. Using The Atom instead of Atom Smasher for example.

Talk about super obvious (rich dudes in suits) are stretching it at the same time with these.

Yes. All I could think when I saw the Black Adam trailer was... uhm... isn’t Edward Norton supposed to be in this?

I always thought Vision and the Martian Manhunter have more in common. Vision and Cyborg?

DC’s “The Atom” (Ray Palmer) was created first in 1961, then Ant-Man was created a year later, and Hank Pym’s Giant Man persona was created by Marvel in 1963.

But then we’d have to compare both to Plastic Man and Elongated Man

FFS, your advice to use oven cleaner on baking sheets is ill-informed, reckless, dangerous and may get someone killed or their property severely damaged.

I swear, this used to be a good website.

This article should be compared to Mr. Fantastic because boy is it stretching to make some of these connections. 

Congratulations! You’ve done a slideshow that I have seen done better in the last decade countless times on YouTube.

This all just reminded me that the DCEU is the Jim Belushi to MCU’s John Belushi.

Thanos was created as a blatant Darkseid rip-off.

If we’re doing Iron Man + Batman, we should also do Spiderman + Robin, two acrobatic youths taken under the wing of rich narcissists.

Not *just* college students.

Cottage cheese scrambled eggs are where it’s at. Make sure to use full fat cottage cheese, not that skim milk monstrosity.