former correspondent on Comedy Central’s “The Daily Show...

Any tips for potato bugs? They’ve been a real issue this year (never really were before). Have to go out in the morning and check all the leaves to pick them off, then again in the evening.

It sounds like a made-up concept for a show, in a real show that is mocking spin-offs.

Sooo nothing really? MUST be August.

Looks like the joke’s on me.

Fair dinkum. I’m fortunate to have access to multiple deep freezers. One of the pros of being in the middle of nowhere and not in a city apartment I guess. Though I do miss the later.

Final chapter!? Aww man. Ah well, I guess at least they get to go on their terms. I guess that’s another life lesson growing up, knowing when to let go.

Hello darkness my old friend....

And if your only 3 year old fridge’s freezer and icecube maker stop working and you’ve spent hours trying to fix it, asking professionals, looking online, and wasting time on the phone with the manufacturer, you’re shit out of luck and forced to buy a new one. Hooray for late stage capitalism and our disposable…

Cold: I work outside in the heat a lot, so I have two water bottles that I fill 3/4s full and stick in the freezer the night before. In the morning I top them off with water and continue to refill them at the tap or what have you throughout the day. Stays nice and ice cold. I also have insulated sleeves with a strap…

Well that was somethin’ else.

Tilda was also in Bowie’s The Stars Are Out Tonight.

Obviously knot.

Lee Byung Hun?

I think her so-so acting worked for the first movie, because she’s doing the fish out of water thing. But every other appearance? Nah girl, nah.

Right? Someone’s been reading “The Secret”.

I’m hoping it’s either him or Kal Penn.

Good? Getting your news from Facebook clearly has had more downsides than up.

You’re just not thinking fourth dimensionally! 

Werewolves and Lollipops probably has gotten the most listens from me, but they’re all pretty classic.