For a minute there, I thought that was Vincent Jacobs, a retired rodeo rider in the 50s. Read about him in a BBC article.

Scarlett better have some Black Widow moves on the Mouse, because he is one hell of a bastard....

Thank you for all the non-medical, math/computer guys out there who educated me.

One server to rule them all...

I will preface this by saying I can’t trust the CCP (not necessarily Chinese people) in many things. There were stories early on that they were hiding the death numbers, which is pretty much in line with their tactics.

Gotta love the pic of a cake batter that looks like feces and tying it into E. coli poisoning.

Google Tensor.

1) Charlie Kirk and Aaron Reitz (deputy DA TX) are cut from the same mold as that ho MJT and that pedo Matt Gaetz; totally unproductive members of society who had to say stupid shit to rile the conservative base into giving them power. A fly on a piece of feces is more productive than any of the 4 twats I mentioned.

My guess he it came out of this one’s popped hemorrhoid:

So this is really “Tool Academy” meets “The Bachelorette”.

Wish we could tag the pics like the old Gawker site, but....

Asian guy here. Shower twice a day; when I wake up (no soap, unless I feel grimy), and at bedtime (soap/shampoo). Because I am freakin’ paranoid about BO.

I preface this by saying I am not commenting on Greg Abbott’s impairment, but his accountability.

A deputy attorney general of a state.

If he could just use this saying.  Like this...

Idris. End of argument.

Somewhere in my warped twisted mind, I want to think A.Rod and J. Lo are using AFLAC as their bisexual BDSM pegging sex slave.

No. The MOST important Vegas question:

G/O Media:  Your headline is shit, Shoshana.  Let’s get a headline that will get more clicks for more ad dollars.

This “penis snake” has been festering in Florida since birth.