I agree he’s weird.

I’m wondering if his decision to go to NewsMax was because he heard “NewsSex”.

Dude says stupid shit, wants to get laid all the time, has a brown pompadour, and exposes his teeth...where have I seen this guy before? I remember Mike Judge telling us these are the guys who become lawyers...

We all know that she does all this bullshit (political trolling) just to get attention.

A few things I noticed:

The only 4 minutes of Masked Singer that was worth anything (even if it was a skit). And that was to revive a character, not rehab a rep.

Well, he has done DC in “The Dark Knight”; he would be fun in Marvel!

Fosters is a hell of a beer....

What, no mention of Idris Elba as Bloodsport? If there is one highlight of the movie (apart from Margot Robbie), it’s him!

I find it ironic that DeSantis (who looks like a constipated bastard out of Trump’s ass/mouth), and Cotton (who looks like an emaciated Trump sympathizer) talk about CRT as Marxist, while they espouse Trumpism’s fascist tactics, such as silencing scientists or advocating waterboarding.

Prince William has probably the worst manicured bald head since Bobby Charlton:

Noem responded with a bible verse from Matthew 16:26 reading, “What good will it be for someone to gain the whole world, yet forfeit their soul?”

I’ll take Randy Watson and Sexual Chocolate any day over Trump and the P**** Grabbers:

I always felt that The View kept Megan around as their court jester/town idiot because a) the makeup/hair job is horrendous—to the point that I wonder if the makeup people are intentionally making her look like a clown, b) she talks like a twitty teenager (though kudos for not backing Trump), and c) the adults in the…

Goatse if you can make an opening...

Sauron is very tall, extremely powerful, and vengeful in a way that reminds me of Thanos, another bad man I’m interested in fucking who I’m pretty sure was just misunderstood.

What next? Special guest Donald Trump?  Speaking of “Grab’em by the dick”...

At some point, our local news station got itself a British reporter and it is endlessly funny to me to hear that clipped accent saying “...a man with a luxury taste in motor cars...” which is of course what expensive cars are usually called here in Detroit. It’s like we have our own Top Gear presenter!

If I missed this on Jalopnik, sorry, but this is why I won’t spend $10K on glorified street level “Autopilot”. If anyone heard what Tesla told California DMV, it does not make a case for spending $10k on Autopilot.

I’m still trying to figure out what gives Jack Snyder the glorification to get “Zack Snyder’s” on to a movie title. Apart from “300" (and maybe “Dawn of the Dead”), I haven’t seen anything out of him that makes him deserve a title like that.