Corn!!

re: “not much is known about Cruz’s career prior to his involvement with Lynch...” I’ve seen several articles stating that “Jack Cruz” is Ross’ monkey from Friends?

Bureaucracy was mentioned, but...  Leather Goddesses of Phobos or GTFO!

Upvoted with Disgaea love (am currently sucked into Disgaea D2, also pretty funny in spots...)

Damn my old eyes; I clicked to read about Ed Begley... what’s a Penn Badgley?!

YES!!! Only recently discovered Medical Police was even going to be a thing (thanks AV Club!); I’m so excited to fill that Childrens Hospital-sized hole in my heart, which I left in Brazil, which is where the show took place…

Definitely, altho I bet my g/f is tired of me exclaiming “The Witchah!” in my graveliest cockney-esque rasp....

YES!! I came here specifically to find a ZAOW reference! Thank you!

...what a bunch of *bastards*!

Really enjoyed this over the weekend; held my emotions in pretty good until I heard the opening chords of “Sweet Virginia” at the film’s close (my very favorite Stones’ tune, and my own sweet mother was a Virginia...) so, anyway, here’s hoping that Marta just scrapes that shit right off her shoes (plus, the coffee mug…

Fuck, I still hate Kinja... and that damned cat...

Incomplete. Where’s that damned cat?

This makes me want to dance around nude with a celery stalk between my ass cheeks!

Am I the only who choked on their own laughter at “Jessica’s grandmother’s necklace”, an heirloom which Jessica apparently wore until her own elderliness...

“Furiously”... “in a box”... don’t tell me how or where to masturbate!

I accidentally tuned into her new? “game show” awhile back, figured it might be ok... One of the questions designed to quiz the contestants was that eternal brain-stumper which great thinkers have struggled with for eons... “How many sides does a triangle have?” Seriously, WHAT THE FUCK??

Amazon Prime’s got Monster Squad! (not to mention, Wolfman’s got nards!)

Same, once I’m through October’s horror-binge-athon...

Near Dark is totally worth owning tho... if only for Bill Paxton’s white-trash vampire, tho there’s much more.

I always call Illinois’ Charleston “Chucktown” to differentiate...