Enjoy a Thanksgiving Jizz-cuit!

“There were plants and birds and rocks and things...”

I know I’m in a minority, but I prefer Tom Savini’s 1990 remake because I Cannot Deal with the unbearably shrieky Barbara of the original...

I can’t think of the “hen party” episode of Black Books without remembering the fact that “You always know you’re in for a good night when there’s a polar bear bleeding on the label…”

*LOVE* me some Chopping Mall!

“stop reading at the end of this paragraph if you want to go in fresh”

Being a sucker for “sounds like a horror movie”-type music, I fell easilly into the dark ambient genre... Lustmord (aka Brian Williams) is one of my favorites and has scored quite a few film and tv creepshows...

Jif Extra Crunchy, or GTFO...

I’ve been *loving* Amazon’s Prime selection of wonderfully crappy ol’ horror flicks (including Evilspeak)... see also: Invaders From Mars, Trilogy of Terror and, of course, let’s not forget the rapey fishmen of Humanoids from the Deep...

Yes, LOVE my AVB firecrackers... literally more bang for the buck/bud!

re: “Cooking with weed isn’t fun. It’s annoying, time-consuming, and…”

Nice callout to the McSweeney’s article... that one just slays me, annually!

Yep, loving it! I’ve been limiting myself to just playing Mario (as an action game/time-killer) and Zelda (as a more-involved adventure game, and am almost through beating it, tho have done so in the past).

Definitely!

Will be spending some more time with my lil’ SNES; finally actually beat Super Mario World last weekend (which I never accomplished when I originally played as a 28-yr-old “kid”…) so, have unlocked the strange graphics changes… yay, me…

Eric Idle was a HUGE starfucker....nudge, nudge, wink, wink...

You could spiral-cut your hot dogs before grilling... holds saucy condiments better, makes crispy edges and just looks cool; but then they go on a normal uncut bun, but anyway, that’s how I cut hot dogs in my manor...

I only recently caught up with Sealab 2021 and immediately fell in love with its opening theme...

In the morning, I put a pan of bacon into the oven, go take my shower and get semi-dressed, go back into the kitchen for some perfectly baked bacon!

“IF YOU DON’T SAVE YOUR GREASE”!?!?!?