But... but... Jimmi Simpson and Ed Harris don’t look alike!!

Such a negative headline… couldn’t you have gone with something more affirmative, like “We Excel Tremendously At Meat, Carb And Fat Consumption... USA! USA!!”?

Being behind-the-times, as usual, I’m thrilled to finally be getting caught up with the new Westworld, now that the first season is out on DVD.

Say “Hebbo” to Tarvuism!

How do we know that’s her? You can’t see even her chin...

My gun-nut “friends” sure love to use that *immediate deflection* tactic.... you know, “But, but, he coulda killed all those people with a TRUCK, you gonna outlaw all trucks!?!?! He coulda used a fertilizer bomb, you gonna outlaw *fertilizer*!?!”

Makes it easy to avoid the obvious “but he *did* use a gun” truth-thing.…

Stupid museums... always so fixated on the past...

Yeah, I’ve seen my cat studying my doorknob-turning technique as if she’s thinking “That looks so easy; why the hell can’t *I* do that!?”

Playing Atari/Activision’s 1982 Pitfall! (hey everyone, an old man is talking!) I remember discovering that instead of traversing the screens right-to-left, you could totally run it “backwards”... and then usually played it that way just coz... don’t think I was ever able to get all the way “through” it tho.

Cuban Fury is worth a watch for its lovable cast... but it’s not a very good movie, sorry...

Who could ask for more?

Downie’s death was covered here, btw: https://www.avclub.com/1819659750

Yeah... “I’ll suck your dick” could get you into all sorts of situations...

Nah, just me... I found out about Bob after the fact, and never really checked it out anyway...

It’s true! (and, it’s also a Dr. Katz reference...)

Celery-in-the-asscrack MacGruber?

I assume everywhere you went, you came groovin’ up slowly?

Many years ago, I sported the Lumberjack look (and sang the Python song a lot) but the real star was my colorful, pull-string-toy chainsaw which *vibrated* ever so lewdly...

A drunken, obnoxious, cigar-chomping Flower... and almost every year I manage to find some poor girl dressed as a Bee. POLLINATE ME, BABY!!

LOVE Pigeon Camera, and have since I first heard it in ‘92... and to this day I cannot tell you what it *means* and yet it means so much...