When I want to "sail away", I'll do it on the ominous waves of some dark ambient sounds… (Lustmord, Sephiroth, Raison d'être, Steve Roach, Vidna Obmana, etc.)

It's only wafer-thin…

So, you're saying the wrong kid *didn't* die?

I accidentally stoned-channel-surfed upon "Beach Blanket Bingo " yesterday afternoon; what a tripped-out little flick! Paul Lynde was there, as was very-old Buster Keaton… (then I wandered into an old "Flying Guillotine" movie, which was as even more wacked-out!)

I assume it's the radio shit they're playing, too… Old country and alt.country got it going on, but that pop-country corporate shit sucks ass. (I'm in the midwest and yeah, you're gonna step in some "country", no matter where ya go…)

When my ex-gf had to go to the bathroom, I'd always sing "My girl loves to potty all the time, potty all the tiiii-iiime"… (that's not why we exed tho.)

Tulsa nightlife: filth, gin, a slut. (It's my favorite palindrome!)

Several of the hometown yayhoos on my FB feed have been "discussing" the clown scenario and seem to fully believe the clowns are trying to "lure" children… and I'm like, it's obvious they're just trying to fuck with the heads of Norms like you, which is pretty easy to do, really…

I like to think the Squatty Potty theme song would sound a lot like "Woolly Bully"…

re: "History buffs will be sad to learn that the 10th season of Ice Road Truckers is coming to an end tonight"

And, this is not a Volv…OH!!!

Couldn't he afford the extra vowel to just be "Dude"?

Accidentally watched this, and was happy to see ol' Curtis Armstrong (and, out of respect, I didn't just go right ahead and refer to him as "Booger")

Oh, good, it's not just me…

Duke's, or GTFO!

Next door neighbor cooked a whole hog, so I volunteered to bring my crowd-pleasing Bourbon Peach Upside Down Cake to the shindig. Had already enjoyed a slice of my dessert when I realized I'd completely forgotten the Peaches… Duh!

I refuse to believe that Carol, of all people, found Pat's jean-art to be "janky"… they really seemed up her stylistic alley, to me…

It's good stuff!

You've already seen Party Down?

I'm (finally!!) making some progress in my long-derailed run through Dark Souls 2… had to start from scratch 2 months ago, but am now accessing "new" areas… specifically, the giant-infested "memories," whose time-limitations really throw off my ploddingly-slow game-style. Oh, well, having a blast with it still… and,…