Yes I know his children bare his name! But come on, it’s a fat joke!

He has to buy two seats anyway.

Code brown! And Brandon’s diapers might need a changing too.

Beemer says hi right back!

He isn’t little anymore!

I named my cat “Indy” after finding him as a kitten racing through traffic on Memorial Day weekend. There is too much nostalgia between the race and Memorial Day. Change the start of the series, but not the date of the race!

As long as Messi is a surgeon with a ball, Wondolowski is just going to be attending his clinics.

Would a “Code Brown” be an inappropriate follow up?

Spirits Inhibited Man to Disturb Graveyard Inhabited By Spirits

PMOY. Push My Old Yugo

Probably cause they already skirted death at Cars and Coffee that morning and feel invincible.

Laugh? I cringe. Cars and Coffee is like Faces of Death for millennials.

Considering we’ve seen this happen when videoing a focus RS, Mustangs, Corvettes ...I would say the camera is the consistent cause. Or the coffee.

It’s almost like all the camera phones create an EMP that disrupts the cars computers and forces the traction control settings, brakes and accelerator to all malfunction at once.

So what we have here is a stadium that will stretch the already thin schedules of overworked and under paid LEOs EMTs and other first responders

I just read this in Samwise Gamgee’s voice.

And whereas Super Bowlgames are issued based on location, not whether your team make it, is probably the only reason for public funding if you are within 10 miles of the stadium and may benefit to the hotels, limos or restaurants.

Maserati (long hair) was on her way home from adoption. She was actually happy.

Sounds like a number Donald wraps his little hands around.