Sounds like a number Donald wraps his little hands around.

It’s so stewardess know when it’s safe to sit for a selfie.

Looks more like a sad ferry ride to Revis Island.

When not too busy licking his own on the sideline.

i don’t see Justin Bieber....

Where is bad lip reading when we really need it?

Because I can still legally fit in my space and block your driver side door

If you die in dodgeball, you come back as the kid in The Grudge

Thank god the Geemans already claimed all the women!

That’s not a beard.

Or I say, Irsay must have been high

I will laugh if it’s set during prohibition and in a twist he can’t drink, but is a cop that has to bust bootleggers, moonshiner and speakeasies.

If you can afford a Tesla, you can afford to buy a Chinese baby. Kidnapping not needed.

If you can afford a Tesla, you can afford to buy a Chinese baby. Kidnapping not needed.

How long until she headlines a UFC Paper-View?

I think it would pretty cool to throw Spanos off this bridge.

No, it’s DrinkLIFTGamble

Murph starts and ends with a mile run. I’d prefer shoes for that.

We were running a rally and just because the hose popped off didn’t stop it from handling well. It’s fun, just not as fun without the throttle response

Don’t take away from the track and drift modes.