The hats aren't the only things that aren't straight in this photo. And I am not talking about the track either.

Waiting for “UPDATE: Hooicorn drifts through turn 1 eliminating douchie sideways and SnapBack hats from the competition.”

I can’t bring myself to watch the video because of the crash. It does no one any good to click a link and watch a tragedy unfold.

Asked to recite the alphabet from C to W: “C. D. E. F. G. H. I. [sigh] [infinite pause]”

I cook the eggs, but I prefer to wash off any shit on the shell before ever having to handle them.

The block of “caramel” that came with this was amazing... I remember Caramel, Nacho Cheese, I think Sour Cream and Onion.... there was one more...

Don’t think your domestic trade in will pay for her upgraded imported headlights.

When the fan hits the shit....

Diagnosis we have here is a girl made in Ireland, wearing a thong made in Vietnam, on top of a car made in Germany, photographed by a man probably from France.

And this is why I wash all my egg shells when I bring them home from the grocery store... just touching the nasty little things.....

If your coffee didn’t taste like shit before, it does now. And it’s cold.

Spent 3 hours looking for this thread... new one popped up and it’s just as great.

One way to make sure they won’t have another abortion!

Couldn’t tell the difference. He’s already brain dead.

The threat of losing millions and millions of pennies the NFL uses in print advertising.

WTF is with the autoplay ads. Seriously how annoying and distracting are you trying to make it to read an article?

If I wanted to see Yelp! reviews, I’d just search “burritos near me” with google, and still get better results.

Damn, usually takes me 6 stars to get a helicopter in GTA. Wonder how many she is seeing.

don’t worry... Peeps got your back.

Just another thing the Rays couldn’t catch.