Diagnosis we have here is a girl made in Ireland, wearing a thong made in Vietnam, on top of a car made in Germany, photographed by a man probably from France.

And this is why I wash all my egg shells when I bring them home from the grocery store... just touching the nasty little things.....

If your coffee didn’t taste like shit before, it does now. And it’s cold.

Spent 3 hours looking for this thread... new one popped up and it’s just as great.

One way to make sure they won’t have another abortion!

Couldn’t tell the difference. He’s already brain dead.

The threat of losing millions and millions of pennies the NFL uses in print advertising.

WTF is with the autoplay ads. Seriously how annoying and distracting are you trying to make it to read an article?

If I wanted to see Yelp! reviews, I’d just search “burritos near me” with google, and still get better results.

Damn, usually takes me 6 stars to get a helicopter in GTA. Wonder how many she is seeing.

don’t worry... Peeps got your back.

Just another thing the Rays couldn’t catch.

Tony Stark needs to stop playing dress up and get back to making weapons!

Guessing you don’t race.

Considering there is an airport right there, I am sure the NTSB will be investigating.

I hate CrossFit. I hate the price of the gyms. I hate the distance to travel. I hate group workouts. I hate people cheering on my fat face as I slowly would rather punch someone out in my face and die than finish.

Finally something women want that will lay down the rubber and finish in under 8 seconds.

:::Code Brown:::

If there is any positive out of this, I hope his head is right after the extended rest.