If he pays for his ride, I wonder if he lost money.

Soccer is still dirtier if you prefer hand to hand cleat to face combat.

*wear (stupid iPhone voice dictation)

With just cape and ball cap, I can see why the mascot did’t make the team either.

When the best your mascot can do is where a cape and ball cap... you have already lost.

Here comes the false accusations reports followed by the bloody sweaty t-shirt towel.

Then it would include a comb over convertible top.

I love how the front half of the cat is in stealth observe mode, and the rear just shifts into attack mode position.

Twitch. Yes, I have constant twitch after watching that.

Wouldn’t sense make Jalopniks headline to read.

People are still clicking on headlines that say

Like I said... lipstick on a pig....

You can put lipstick on a pig....

Had one.. and my god this car was the only fun time in HS. If I wanted to relive my youth, I’d drop it in a heart beat. But I had a such a shitty HS experience, I want nothing to do with that decade other than a few TV shows and an NCAA Championship for the Gators.

And even worse is a person that want’s a fake one....

Why even eat there and screw a server on V Day? If so insulted, go somewhere appreciated.

Opinions on Diesel Bros? I am not a truck guy, but I am finding them entertaining.

Beard, plaid shirt, Levi’s or Cargos=Lumberjack.

Ahh.. and to think he had the benefit of the doubt since he lives in Florida... or at least did...

At the end, I thought I heard the kid say, “How much do you squat,bro?”