Thanks for letting me live rent-free in that head, white boy.

Please tell us what Black people do, since you have such in-depth knowledge and not just a big bag of racist assumptions. We’re all ears.

AKA deflection and lack of introspection. FOH

1. “Progressives” need a White man to tell them what to think.

Next Dem Debate should have a Whites Only sign hanging above the stage.

No one? No one's going to remind me that I forgot California? Weird.

Don’t start no shit, it won’t be no shit.

*Yawn*

You’re confused because she’s not.

If you have a system that allows for a realistic chance of other parties.

“Democrats can be too big of a tent,”

Aww someone needed a nap.

*YAWN*

Already learning buzzwords from your dad and sister/mom, eh kid?

“Donald Trump is someone who found his way to the presidency of the United States of America. I still don’t know how.”

Start taking this settlement money out of the pigs’ pension funds and maybe things will change.

I guess the junior high kids are out on winter break. Don’t cut yourself on your edginess, kid.

Kill yourself.

Who’s more useless: Chuck Todd or Chris Cillizza?

Here’s the thing: