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Manitos, The Tiny Hands of Trump
drinking-til-2020

Aww someone needed a nap.

*YAWN*

Already learning buzzwords from your dad and sister/mom, eh kid?

“Donald Trump is someone who found his way to the presidency of the United States of America. I still don’t know how.”

Start taking this settlement money out of the pigs’ pension funds and maybe things will change.

I guess the junior high kids are out on winter break. Don’t cut yourself on your edginess, kid.

Kill yourself.

Who’s more useless: Chuck Todd or Chris Cillizza?

Here’s the thing:

New Mexicans consider themselves Spanish, not Mexican.

I’d rather have a Warren/Harris ticket. But regardless the Dem nominee will have my vote. It’s not even a question at this point.

What a hero.

how he overcame a tough upbringing and inconceivable odds in order to become an international superstar.

*Yawn* I’m better at this than you are. Better at everything, actually. 

I’m not black. And I most definitely live in a nicer home and neighborhood than you ever will.

Shut the fuck up.

Wypipo gonna be mad. If it’s one thing they hate it’s a smart, talented black man that reminds them of their mediocrity.

You wypipo get your feelings hurt so easily.

Stop is a word White people don’t understand.

So not “Worst of”