So who is this childs mother? No one? That must be so horrible. The need to know where you come from is very strong in most people. I know there are orphans, but it must be even worse to know you simply never had a mother at all.

Jesus, that was Khloe. Don’t they teach you kids anything at school anymore?

I don’t get it. Could you go to the bathroom through that butt-flap? It looks so high. Is it for sex?

I kinda love intothegloss, but I had no idea it was run by that chick from the Hills!

8 bedrooms = 16 adults = 2 mills a piece. Not that I could swing that either, but still.

Come on, whatever money she makes from book sales is HER money. That’s not actually money you have to pay back.

Dinosaurs could fly!

Hey, if dinosaurs could exist. Why not fire-breathing dinos?

Jesus fucking Christ.

That’s the real reason he hates her and and refuses to talk to her. After the divorce she went on Howard Stern and told the world he was a cross dresser. Plus she kept talking about how his dick was small on RHOBH.