“How to [do literally anything] better than [any member of the Trump family]”

So not quite tipping, but the best “me and a hotel employee” interactions I’ve ever had.

Back in the late eighties I was a young sonar officer on an LA class attack boat. Over the course of eleven days, we acquired and tracked two Akula boats in two separate incidents on the approaches to Holy Loch. We spent hours in both boats’ baffles, setting up all sorts of shot drills. One never knew we were there;…

Looks like they have their own Steve Bannon. (that lobster is well done)

It’s like Rush Limbaugh fucked Jack Tripper.

i bet Eugene Kaspersky is hella smart...he seems well red.

Your phone won’t turn off when the battery is at 45%

Let me start by saying that as far as I’m concerned I think people should drink whatever they want made by whomever they want.

The Jason Kessler who wrote for CNN is a different Jason Kessler. It’s easy to look up. The Kessler who organized the rally did, however, write for the Daily Caller. But don’t let facts get in the way of a good conspiracy theory.

Flamethrower dude was interviewed by The Root:

It’s not just museums, it’s everything. People think everything is a playground, especially parents with little kids. Everything is a photo op waiting to happen.

The angst this book produces in those that hate it is so baffling to me. As a child of the 80's I found it to be a fun, silly romp that allowed my mind to spin up memories of days gone by. Now the chic thing to do is tear it down like its Dostoyevsky.

This is not so obvious when reading via a feed reader. You see the headline, and maybe a couple of lines of text.

I suggest that when an app is only useful for those using a certain operating system that the writer or editor put that into the headline.

SHIT FUCK DAMMIT FUCK ASS SHIT SHIT SHIT GODDAMMIT NOT FUCKING AGAIN SHIT FUCK

There are four rankings of classified information in the American intelligence community. Confidential, Secret, Top Secret, and code word clearance. The information that President Trump divulged was considered code word clearance-level intelligence, and thus it was above the Top Secret ranking in clarification.

Trump gave up more intel in 5 minutes with the Russians than John McCain did in 5 years of torture from the North Vietnamese.

Years ago, my Fox News-watching dad came over for a visit and gave my son Bill O’Reilly’s book for teenagers. My son said “Thanks Grandpa” and after my folks went home, my kid tossed the book in the garbage. He was 14.

You could tweet all you like at 45.