I’ll do the car-bro buffer, if for no other reason to protect my own self-interest. Here I see a guy who obviously cares about a car and knows the value. Hopefully this person will also respect my car as well.

Since it will take me a good 15 to 20 minutes to iron a single shirt suitably, I will gladly pay the $2 for the cleaners across the street to do it for me. Pants are even worse.

Hang them dry, then toss them in with the other laundry. If you have the space, get a workout clothes bin. I usually seperate out all of that stuff since it is similar wicking style material.

I only clicked on the headline for the photoshops :(

The last karaoke song I did...American Pie.

I’m thinking American roads here. They are long, straight, and flat.

Well, I had to make sure that nobody takes what I say on the internet seriously. I figured adding drift to a username was the quickest means to that ends.

A traffic jam I approve of

Just going fast is boring. Without any intertial change, you may as well be standing still.

I think I stopped around their 50th album. Although their Singles 86 - 98 Disc 1 still gets a lot of play.

One of the first riffs I “learned” on guitar.

You weren’t alive in the 80s/early 90s were you? Depeche Mode was everywhere.

...those Corvettes though.

That is why I bought a BRZ instead. They’re too slow to get you into any real trouble on public roads as long as you keep the rear wheels behind the fronts :)

Can this count towards today’s COTD?

Not since college fortunately, and back then I owned two pairs of socks for the couple days a year when it was colder than 60 during the day. I felt like a monster too.

Nope. I’ve got a couple size M replica hockey jerseys and they fit me like an XL at least. I usually wear a L for t-shirts and Polos, which are a little loose, but not Sandler-spec.

In Kevin’s defense, unless you are wearing full pads, all hockey jerseys are for somebody three times your size.

I was pretty close! I see that google was going for the idiomatic, rather than literal translation.

Sounds reasonable.