Because we are disgusting animals.

Most guys won't do it privately? I don't know what guys you know, but you need to meet some new ones.

I'll have what he's having!

The venue is exclusively 21+. Sorry to burst your bullshit bubble.

Pussy Eating Uber Alles?

GET IT GIRL!

I mean GOOD FOR HER.

I probably would have stared, jaw dropped and all.

I had no idea that the US didn't have flat whites. You poor, poor souls.

FFS people, an Aussie flat white drinker here - it's basically just a smoother, less foamy version of a cappuccino without the choc sprinkle on top - the most basic coffee you can get around here (melbourne). I'm sure Starbucks will find some way to f**k it up so you can unjustifiably denigrate it.

Academic Feminist

Let me guess...you haven't given your wife an orgasm since the kids were born. :D

You probably should let him go be with someone who actually likes him then.

To fix my termite problem I burned my house to the ground.

Martial artist here, too. When I trained contact, most of the guys were overconfident or just not able to imagine an opponent would go for the balls. I ALWAYS went for the balls, because I was a midget compared to most other dudes in Wushu. I also love upward nose grips or beneath the armpit, its easy to reach from…

I don't TRY to do it, but if I have to poop at a guys house (or if he's at mine) I poop. I figure if he can't handle me pooping/knowing that I poop etc he probably doesn't deserve to see me naked.

The only movie character he played that could keep up with him...

No. Not really.