I find your use of the word "literally" disturbing.

Constance Wu for president!

You don't need an invitation to apologize. And yes, the witch hunt is not cool.

It was stupid. Say so. Apologize. Get job back. Drink a pint. Problem solved.

Go Pack Go!

I sincerely hope that "at one pint in my life" wasn't a typo.

^^ This ^^

Please Pull (the) Plug on this awful season.

Or, "This is Senator Dick Durbin, my senator"

I guess it could also be ddd. Insert additional jokes here

What was that card Tara found near the end near the tire tracks? Did it say "PPP" ? Pee-pee-pants? I definitely missed something.

Have we gotten to the point that it's actually possible that Fear the Walking Dead is the better show?

"I'm not going to delete my account just because other people lack critical thinking skills."

Even white people are sick of white people's BS