Launch worked.

Yeah, the GR has the rear wheels waaaay out at the corners, with just a basic body panel above them. The Discovery squished the panel down a bit, but essentially just drove right onto the GR’s wheel, ramping right off of it. Pretty good news for the Yaris, hopefully there’s no suspension damage and it just takes a…

Almost as inept as this “driver”:

I will say that the worse wreck I’ve seen was between a F-150 and a H2. A F-150 ran a red light and tried to cross a road with a 65 mph speed limit and pulled out in front of a H2. The H2 climbed the F150 front quarter and flew straight into the air and started flipping. No idea how many times it flipped.

Almost as good as driving a Stick!

But kiss your catalytic goodbye!

That blue car (Peugeot?) remains in the left lane, which appears to be a left-or-continue-around-the-roundabout lane, it doesn’t cut them off. But, even if it did cut in, the Yaris has its brakes on the whole time until just before the stupid eunuch hits it and flips itself over. It looks like the Yaris starts to move…

The Yaris was on the brakes for 3-4 seconds before the Land Rover hit it. The Land Rover driver wasn’t remotely paying attention to anything going on around them. It’s 100% their fault, not 85%.

Studies showed that parking your car upside down reduced the likelihood of your automobile from being stolen by nearly 98% this Christmas season.

But you believe Bear and Frog driving Studebaker?? :)

So, basically a modern(ish) version of the old “Rolls-Beetle” kits you used to be able to buy to “posh up” your VW. 

About 10 years ago I answered a radio question to earn a spot at a trivia game where the prize would be a new car. At the time I was an intern in the healthcare field and I had to take off time during the lunch hour to go to the trivia game, which happened to be in a grocery store parking lot.

“Choosing the right turd” is the first thing my brain read. Do I need help?

Which is actually choosing the right turd.

Another Audi saved from an uncaring owner.

But there isn’t a right Ford :)

Likely has to more with the peeing Monk statue at Hamamatsucho Station that is quite famous in Japan

They should park it next to one of these:

If you’re going that far you need to offer a hood ornament for the ladies too.