Just curious - why do you hate them? I don’t really like the shape or the interior all that much, but the Brabus bits, for me, offset that. I wouldn’t buy a regular ML for its looks, but I don’t hate them (since in my opinion, Mercedes are pretty damn reliable vehicles).

I don’t understand your reasoning, but maybe because I’m in a much smaller town, where there are zero Brabus-tuned vehicles. Personally, I would enjoy buying this to have an extremely powerful, monstrous-sounding, hand-built engine, with all-wheel drive. But that’s me. Different strokes for different folks and all.

I don't like these - the crotch is too long, the legs are too short and the material is just too thin.

I don't like these - the crotch is too long, the legs are too short and the material is just too thin.

If you plan to go to college, ignore that “follow your dreams” crap. You’ll always find the time to learn and do what you love. Use college as a tool to make yourself more valuable in the workforce, and spend your free time learning the less tangible subjects that you really enjoy.

Bare feet on the dash is better than shoes on the dash, but not by much. I absolutely HATE both.

YESSIR! This is actually the sole reason I won’t buy an MB sedan. Hell, the new S-class is absolutely amazing, but this stupid, STUPID shifter is just too much to take.

I think the wheels actually make the proportions look even better.

yea, the tattoo on my upper back hurt more than I care to remember. at the first stab, I almost decided that it would be a dot. But 2.5 hours later, covered in sweat, I was done with it and will never get another one.

I only wear Hoka One One Mafates (their trail shoes) because they feel AWESOME. I've got some pretty painful issues with the main joint on both of my big toes. I've tried every type of insole, shoe, insert, etc., and these things are just amazing FOR ME. I can run (or walk) in them for days without pain, and I haven't…

My brain screams LIFT! LIFT! just watching this magician.

For me, the foam tips work like a champ. They make any earbuds fit as comfortably as my lovely Shure 535s (that my dog ate :( )

Well, all those stories of expensive services are true *about every exotic car before the 360*. It's the first one that Ferrari expected anyone "normal" to drive.

GREAT GOOGLY MOOGLY! One backfire would have ripped his shin in half. Do NOT turn your speakers up - you'll wake up the freaking neighbors.

That's more like a TORC course than rally.

Engine hoist = shop crane. I love shop cranes.

...is sometimes 15-20 degrees cooler than my wife's.

A floor standing fan that can be pointed at just one or both of you. With this, my aide of the bed is somwrimea

Here in America, we have almost no trains :(

As far as I can tell, it seems like German cars are great or Hitler's revenge, and there's nothing in between. Personally, my A8 is absolutely divine.

Yep, you should see a neurologist. There's something completely wrong in your brain (and the brains of all who agree with you). ESPECIALLY that you hate the 4C's bug eyes.