a patented Freedom Plus sewer system

This can’t possibly be related:

At the end of the civil war we should have lined up every single west point and annapolis graduate in the confederate army and shot them.  Anyone who served as an officer in the Confederate Army should have had their lands confiscated and given to freed slaves.  And Johnson should have been removed from office.  He…

No charging after midnight.

Mogwai. 

Orange stain? Sounds like the new “presidential model.”

“The officers had reason to believe Jackson owned/possessed a firearm with a suppressor.”

Maybe if somebody has such bad PTSD that they think acorns are gunshots and empty their firearm at the sound of an acorn, they shouldn’t be allowed access to firearms?

the fuck is a visualizer anyway?

Donald Trump isn’t an existential threat. He’s a known threat. If anyone votes for him at this point, it’s a vote for the continued destruction of America as an institution. And putting Joe Biden as the alternate choice is the Democrats giving every single person who hasn’t already made up their mind every reason they…

I’m having fun trying to come up with a career move Beyoncé could make that a pop culture website wouldn’t overpraise wildly.

This rings even more hollow than Part I which really struggled to convince, but since it’s Beyonce the media have to lick and lick and lick until they can’t lick no more and then lick some more.

I keep my car radio dial tuned to a popular country station - I use it as incentive to get my iphone connected as quickly as possible, lest I have to keep listening to more terrible country music. Right now, there’s about an 80% chance that a cover of Tracy Chapman’s ‘Fast Car’ will be playing when I hit the ignition.

I wasn’t into Taylor Swift, until she moved from country to pop with 1989. That’s when she really took off. I’m not sure how this is a move forward for Beyonce.

“Beyonce wants to show her how it’s done.”

I’m not sure if Swift needs advice on that front.

This is how we speak about music now, I guess. ‘Good business decisions’. Pure cynicism, and folks like AVC are fine with it.

I was thinking the “they dug too deep” trope as well (i.e., they’re all high on pollutants/hallucinating), but that wouldn’t explain the shared delusions, people seeing/hearing the same things. I suspect they won’t bother to explain that part, because ambiguity is too often used to replace good writing/logical…

We knew Hank was shady but multiple murder cover-ups feels like a swift about-face for the sad sack we last saw nursing his broken heart with an Elf rewatch.

That quote gives way too much cover for all the assholes around.

I’m not sure we’re supposed to feel too bad for him. I read it more as “this asshole is going to snap when reality hits him.”