I’m forever appalled that it seems to be an American value to make lots of money for the sole purpose of living large and accumulating stupid things.

While I don’t normally argue against people spending their own discretionary income on whatever they please, it’s hard not to read this story and think it’s never been clearer that we live in essentially a caste system where certain financial tiers are so far removed from each other that the most basic values and…

I felt like I was in a relationship with a humanoid golden retriever.

Yeah I learned the hard way. After 4 years of a fun, loving, and omgzzzzzzz-sex-filled relationship with a delicious himbo, we were eating a dinner I made. I looked across the table and realized this guy didn’t ever have that light on behind his eyes.

Sorry, but a relationship with a dumb hottie is 1000% better in fantasy than reality. I’m including gay pairings as well. Yes they’re hot n’ sexy n’ all that, but the problem that inevitably arises is that during arguments, their capacity for critical thinking is insufficient to generate a mutually satisfying…

What happens after retirement?

I certainly wouldn’t choose to be with someone that has such strong feelings in favour of genital mutation that the idea of an unmutilated genital is appalling. But that is just me.

Anyone whose “job” title is “life coach and influencer” is not someone I ever want to hear from. About anything. Least of all their feelings on anyone’s relationship.

i have an elderly client who is fox news through & through. she has some mysterious, violent hate for biden - the most i’ve ever gotten out of her for an explanation is that he is a “terrible liar!” honestly, you’d think he murdered her puppy. yet when i pointed out that fox news was lying about the whole rigged…

Or maybe it’s a club they all belong to where they sit on each others boards and make sure they have ridiculous pay pakages and golden parachutes without shame. By tying their grotesque salaries to stock price they are motivated by one thing: Short term greed. You’re a tool if you think they actually add that much…

I get where you’re coming from and I agree, but come on. A Charger is not a requirement to get around a city. It’s an unreliable, overpriced pig of a poorly slapped-together gas guzzler only bought by the stupidest people in our society who base their life decisions off Instagram posts and music videos.

They will work for less. Pay them less. (The same goes for top athletes).

There are probably thousands of better options than what he picked though. City design aside, there are much more practical ways of dealing with this. Alot of this seems like “wants” vs “needs”. a 20k BMW? Sounds like a bad idea already. A dodge charger? also sounds like a bad idea period.

Post-allegation, I’ve heard Brand get called “ugly” a lot, and while he may be an ugly person on the inside, I’m sure I could think of a lot of uglier-on-the-outside people. He isn’t, say, Gilbert Gottfried.

“There is no basis to these accusations, they are only being made to silence me because my independent and truthful voice is upsetting the establishment.”

I’m really getting exhausted of these toxic narcissists who want us all to believe that whatever is ‘happening to them’ (DEFINITELY NOT WHAT THEY DID, mind you) can RANDOMLY happen to you! They are out there taking the slings and arrows FOR US. JFC, get bent!!

I can’t believe that a celebrity whose entire persona consists of being a sexual predator would do such a thing. I guess you never can tell.

God. Lucky bastard. How cool would it be to know if you play your cards right you’ll have a Grammy award winning best selling album written about you? Best I was able to do was when I preened too much that time I dated Carly Simon.

You can fit a lot of gold bars in one of these babies.

Hmmm. Maybe I should expand my dream job. I’ve always dreamed of being a Fired SEC Football Coach. For a couple million a year, I could not suck at being a coach.