I mean, how many times do we need to explain to people that’s is just all a GIANT PYRAMID SCHEME?! They aren’t even trying to hide it!!

The withdrawals by Celsius executives... don’t look good from an optics perspective,

CTO Nuke Goldstein

REASONS

Why do you know the cost j/k

Wow, that would be quite the controversy if it turned out an NBC show was sneaking promotional content into one of its shows. Now let’s all watch the Office episode with an entire subplot about Kevin playing with a Staples paper shredder.

If it was porn, they’d use a $30 butt, not a $30,000 fake butt.

I’m ardently committed to the “letting the young people enjoy their thing and ignoring the compulsion to broadcast my disinterest“ challenge. It’s like your challenge, but even more smug.

memorable The White Lotus’ love scene

i’ve rented from hertz at ATL. you cant drive off there is a barrier that drops. not the stick kind, the snowplow-looking kind. i think there are some karen shenanigans missing from this story.

According to her lawsuit, the arrests were for failure to appears for court in relation to the theft charges. Hill alleges that she wasn’t properly notified about some of the court dates, causing her to miss them.

Also, it’s not been publicized much, but Thursday, Juno is going to make an extremely close pass to Europa, which should result in some nice photos and data.

I guess NASA needed a win after the constant Artemis failures...

*looks at the chicken and mushroom Pot Noodle he is having for lunch, and the cup of instant coffee made with milk which is just on the turn*

Round 4,281 of Millionaires vs. Billionaires, whee.

The unmentioned backstory is usually that the 20-something in question is a trust fund kid whose parents have an 8- or 9-figure net worth and a network of influential relatives and business contacts. But by gosh it was all hard work!

Crypto King at 23 yeah right. When will people stop thinking the 20 something’s have a break through that no one saw coming, but them.

You’re actually not allowed to just kick people who are walking in front of you.

She’d probably just crowd fund whatever the penalty is and end up ahead.

Where else in the wide wide internet are you going to find an article about picking the best butternut squash that uses a paint swatch? Just so perfectly Takeout.