My new trillionaire fantasy is going to Mitsubishi and being like “call anyone who worked on the Pajero Dakar program 20 years ago and build me a singular brand-new street-legal SUV with a hilarious engine/transmission combo. Here’s two million bucks to get the ball rolling.”

Also - and perhaps this is just me, see avatar - I’m getting notes of 2nd-gen Trans Am from the wheels and taillight panel.

I’m sorry but the car you just described is the new Grand Wagoneer. This car is pure sex on wheels.

Ok, I’ll say it. from the 3/4 front view I though it was a modified Mustang.

Pretty sure this article is in the same vein as the RBG articles, and not meant to be taken seriously at all, and has nothing to do with Biles being black, more to do with her being an irreplaceable national treasure that must be protected at all costs. 

The US is sending only one athlete to compete in every single event, and it’s Simon Biles.

She is training for gold medal in swimming . 

“The 48-year-old Mesich, who is white, also fired 40 rounds at police before surrendering to officers.”

Nope. She’ll stick around until he croaks, and then she and Trump’s kids will get into a huge tiff about who owns what and who should get whatever else. 

I think he will die in his sleep under somewhat suspicious circumstances, but no one will look into it too much.

Why are you surprised that receptionists at random hair salons are not wasting their time entertaining a random phone caller’s random questions about extensions at the RNC?

They probably had legislators on their side tack on enough nonsense amendments and extra spending proposals that it ended up totally gutted and useless. That’s usually how “good” bills with strong support die.

Her first mistake was in thinking that sociopaths have genuine relationships.
Her second was being a star-fucker and hanger on.

I think they’re so superficial it comes down to something basic, like repeat party invitations.  

She’s like an aging, Slovenian Courtney Stodden, dressed in couture. The only reason she doesn’t seem that trashy is because of her accent.

Pretty sure that was a direct result of being accused of stealing every idea from Michelle Obama. I doubt it the actual plagiarism she cares about, it’s that she gets tired of being compared to someone who brought a million times more class and competence to the office.

Her most honest look.

I have two adult daughters who love their father dearly, as he does them, but they have never ever been in positions like this. It is skeevy as hell. I am convinced that Trump’s “falling out” with Epstein had to do with Ivanka. 

That is a breathtakingly hideous color for her. I could see it working on like Lupita Nyong’o

I was hoping that this was going to be a lot more, excuse me, black and white. I think that a person could argue that the appraisals weren’t due to race, just due to different appraisers. Do I believe that? Nope, but I don’t know how to prove it.

Perhaps a bigger sample size?

I want this to be proven on a large scale…