Corporations are people when it comes to money, but there are no people to punish when corporations commit crimes. Go figure!

Thank you for returning. I thought we lost another source for Human truths that seem to go increasingly extinct on a daily basis.

Sorry, but this entire product was a fiasco of the highest degree and it’s 12/17/23 and I’ve yet to receive my order(s?)

I ordered 1 box when this article premiered and orders were supposed to ship 11/20 (for Thanksgiving!) and they did not. On 12/1, I cancelled my order and in true Mike-Lindell (of MyPillow fame)…

Chicago here... Portillo’s is not a franchise, but wholly-owned and VERY successful. Supposedly, their individual locations bank $8,000,000/year while the avg. McDonald’s does about $2,000,000/year. (SPOILER: Portillo’s is amazing and blew In-N-Out’s quality- ahem- OUT of the water!)

REPUBLICANS: “Your life only has value until the moment of birth... after that, fuck you and good luck!”

If someone asked for my polling future, I’d say “Trump all the way!” (to give him hope) and then vote Biden or Biden 2.0 without hesitation. Fuck you, Dumple J. Trumpf!

Is it right for a mentally-stable ‘normal’ person to date a ‘mentally disabled’ person?

Well, in the same way, is it right to report on the rantings of a mentally-disturbed businessman as ‘news’ when we generally don’t report on quotes heard out of asylum windows?

I find all this coverage of Elon messed up since he’s,…

Apparently there’s an entire website dedicated to how this guy ripped people off at https://claytonthom.com/

Right?

“Let’s assume this ship has no cameras, walk into the gallery without disguises and walk out with sculptures in our hands. They’ll never know!”

I don’t know a single Chicagoan/suburbanite who was interested in this shit coming to town. It was like the circus visiting, basically: in and out.

I’m 5'10" and when I dated, I’ll admit I swooned over other [gay] men who were tall, but honestly?- they really were fucked up (mentally) due to the years of ‘elevated status’ their height afforded them in all the statistical ways it has proven to do. Sexually, there was definitely a pleasure to ‘feel protected’ by…

An underground battery fire should be interesting [when it happens, which it will].

Incredible how we all follow the Trump Trials assuming SOMEONE will nail the motherfucker, but here’s Clarence, doing similar shady shit, yet he’ll remain untouchable. The Law’s a joke and shoots itself in the foot with every revelation of how futile it has become to hold criminals accountable.

Stop it! People will actually have to use critical thinking skills and try to remember the movie. I’m not dismissing how unimportant a movie is with that comment, but rather how people have an opinion and memory of a movie, but are totally wrong about both, lol.

Jesus dies a little more with every bite of meat you take. (Fridays only!)(During Lent!)(Only if he’s your god-of-choice.)

It looks like he believed he was going through one of those construction zones where it doesn’t really look like much is being done, so he actually does and suddenly ends up in a parade, likely confused by how quickly ‘that just happened,’ SMH.

Happened to Jon Stewart, Bill Maher and plenty of others... I think everyone gets a bit wiser and thus -- angrier -- as they discover how things in the world *really* work [and can’t be changed].

Sure! Ingesting an annual, low-end estimate of 3-7 credit cards’ worth of plastic starting in your mid-30s should be fine, lol.

Me too! It sucks for the environment, but I use paper plates to quickly cut stuff and then toss the plates. Less clean-up, no plastic! 

I think this article misses a huge issue: DRIED PASTAS!!!

My local joints don’t make *any* pasta by hand, so it’s all boiled spaghetti with pepper and oil for $20 (and that’s not even the full box of dried spaghetti, lol).

If a full box of spaghetti is $0.99 and the other ingredients barely add up to another $1.00,…