That last slide is telling, as this entire post was the only way to fetishize climbing up the 6'5" Jacob Elordi (get in line, bitches!)

I’m curious: did the one (1!) woman Larry Bagley mentioned vote for or against abortion rights? It’s just all so funny if it wasn’t so otherworldly.

You’re literally one of the nuts I can always count on when discussing “half the nuts in this country,” haha... You have a car driving on PUBLIC ROADS my tax dollars paid for; if you cause any harm or mayhem, you’re damn-straight that I want YOU to be held liable. License plates help me sleep soundly that you will,…

I had Covid 3 months ago and while it passed quickly, I’ve since developed long-haul symptoms like increased forgetfulness and a recurring gastrointestinal issue.

Correct: you are only categorized as a fetus or consumer in this country.

Politicians (we know which) only care about you BEFORE you’re born.

If I was raped, I imagine that my response would be “I still cannot believe this happened to me” versus her “Omg of course queen” (when told to ham it up for the police report).

If Democrats truly do what the Republicans have been doing, they will never recover from the pious position they’re barely holding onto.

Starbucks is the worst for one reason: you cannot leave most of their single-lane drive-thrus once you’ve committed to the looooooooooooong wait!

We’ve grown to love this one vegan meat item called Field Roast Italian Garlic & Fennel Plant-Based Sausage (they sell two other flavors too). Much like Impossible, the stuff tastes REALLY good and the texture is excellent, particularly after you broil/grill it. Hope you like it if you give it a try!

Half of America is brainwashed (see: The Big Lie believers), so inserting that randomized “Don’t Look Up (55% on Rotten Tomatoes)” fact LITERALLY means nothing since 45% of Americans are gullible morons, which doesn’t do you any good to mention.

Carvana recently gave me $20,000 for a $15,000 VW that I purchased barely two years ago, so yeah— I’m definitely biased and grateful for an extremely easy transaction where they just picked it up and wired me the money! :D

All signs point to this movie becoming a hit once it’s OUT of the theater, just like Midsommar was. It’s too risky for the cost of a movie ticket and trek out to the theater where you could have noisy teens and/or adults blinding the crowd with cell phone usage, but something to eagerly await in the quiet,…

The longer any form of art exists (music, movies, books, design), the more difficult it is to produce original forms of said art. Nearly every show or movie nowadays is some derivative of the next, rarely exceeding our expectations.

I love that the EPA can force environmental change on corporations, but then equally cannot ban a fossil-fuel-wasting SUV. It’s like collecting all your plastic bottles for recycling and then buying non-recyclable plastic bags: NET ZERO.

I don’t want him cancelled, but I’m definitely OK not ever seeing him on my TV screen again.

I had a yellow Saleen S281 Extreme Mustang and even most new cars (in general) don’t come close to having the curb appeal that gorgeous monster had. I mean, people would pull over to see it! (I sold it as a down-payment for a home and it only lost 60% of its value as a 15 year-old 2005 Mustang.)

Those two are the “wolf in sheep’s clothing,” Manchurian-candidate style Republicans I’ve always feared...

HR protects the executives and gets rid of people the executives don’t like with glorified “anonymous report” type issues.

I wholeheartedly second your view of these aging comics who get monetized for their personal sensitivities while simultaneously attacking niche groups/targets with an almost-personal vitriol.