Can’t rebuild a plane when there’s no Ukraine left. Russia is literally removing a country from existence and that’s that. :(

Even Rick Bayless, owner of the Frontera brand and some great restaurants here in Chicago, has been begging for this bill. He makes a metric ton of money on Frontera, but noted that his physical restaurants are all suffering and he’s a big-time brand, so imagine all the smaller private restaurants.

Rest assured that Starlight does not taste like the uterus of fabled unicorn mothers, but instead, a slightly toasty/roasty S’Mores (thus the repetitive appearance of “marshmallow” as a flavor description). It’s actually fine; buy one so Coca-Cola can move on to the next flavor.

This is some bullshit, 100% — Rosie O’Donnell made a mistake and THAT’S ALL THERE IS TO IT. The human brain dictates that if there’s two (2) famous people with the last name “Chopra” and one person is a young lady and one is an older man, MAYBE THEY’RE RELATED.

Why are TRX owners in my neighborhood replacing the “RAM” tailgate with a “WAR” tailgate? Your penis needs some attention, I get it already! LOL

Carmax offered us $17,200 for a 2016 VW Tiguan and then Carvana beat that with $20,150 — so yeah, my $15,000 (purchased used) SUV will be sold to someone for what, over $22,000?! The market is crazy.

Carmax offered us $17,200 for a 2016 VW Tiguan R-Line and incredibly, Carvana just picked it up from our house for $20,150(!!!) — we literally couldn’t get that much money from a PRIVATE buyer, let alone a “dealer” who would simply resell it! The money cleared by ACH two days later with no deductions whatsoever.

I just sold my 2016 VW Tiguan to Carvana (for $4,900 more than I paid three years ago!) and can say it was an easy, flawless and successful app-based experience.

Yes, you’ve read ALL the Terms of Service agreements, I’m sure.

FRIENDLY REMINDER: As of 2/23/22 pricing per liter, a gallon of gasoline averages about $8+ in most European countries and over $10 in some Asian countries like Hong Kong (forgive me, Dearest Wonderful Mother China, for calling it a country of its very own).

No no no no no! Who’s going to clean their nose with Q-Tips while on-air and who’s going to lead their confused audience into a cultish chant of “How you doin’?”

Toyota Camry drivers tend to be older and/or hyper-conservative in their terrible driving habits. The traffic light a mile away was green, so he probably stopped early just in case it turned red.

The problem is that the Right (who is always wrong, ironically) whips up a furor over FAKE things and don’t you remember?- THERE IS NO LOGICAL ANSWER TO FAKE THINGS in their lizard brains.

Fox News’ Maria Bartiromo has some super PLUMPED hot air balloon lips right now and I wonder if she knows how grotesque it looks...?

Meanwhile, you know what MY local Democratic Congressman here in Illinois — Raja Krishnamoorthi — is doing?

He’s busy renaming a post office from “Schaumburg Post Office” to “The Veterans Of The Iraq and Afghanistan Wars Post Office.”

I just cannot with the Republicans AND the Democrats thanks to all their time-wasting,…

Did you ever hear of Tim Tracker on YouTube? It’s this guy/wife/kid combo who seemingly have no job affiliated with Disney directly, but god almighty, do they SHILL THE SHIT out of all things Disney. It’s some strange, indirect campaign aimed at the heart of Disney’s demographics: new parents with money to blow and/or…

YESSIR! I run my lunches at work for 12 minutes at 30% power (this scares folks who randomly walk in and see something cooking for 10 more minutes, lol...)

The food is ALWAYS heated evenly (the extra time gives heat room to spread throughout the food) and never burned (the 30% gets it hot, but never scorching).

This is one of those rare shows that flows so quickly, I yell at the TV when it tells me each episode is over and I have to wait for more John Goodman.

ABC, CBS, NBC and FOX all suck, as their only purpose is to pump out mediocre material simply to attract enough eyeballs for Bounty and State Farm commercials. Their entire advertising model is aging into oblivion as older viewing habits (and viewers! LOL) die.

I think it’s lovely to pretend every white person loves every black person and every Asian person loves every Latino, but they don’t, and vice versa. It’s not “natural” to judge by skin color, but stereotypes are created naturally for sure, as the process of evolution demands it in some form. White people are tribal…