I have an African Grey parrot and he has yet to tell me that any of my non-stick pans bother him. He sure can complain about everything else!

Oddly enough, the Mega Millions and Powerball lotteries just drained a collective $2.2 BILLION out of the US population’s pockets and redirected it into (A) tax coffers and (B) just a couple folks.

Well, Witness probably did “OK” for Katy Perry, but man, the concert here in Chicago (for the Witness Tour) was a hot mess. Nosebleed tickets were a bargain at $15/ea. and I scored floor seats — nearly first row! — for about $100/ea. That’s a low price I’ve never seen before.

More data needed on that, but security dude didn’t say “A black! Let’s grab him!” (I hope not, anyways.)

Has anyone noticed all the damn Chryslers driving around WITHOUT the logo in the front and/or rear “wing” badge?! That’s right, the little blue or black “Chrysler” script logo falls off about 1-3 years from NEW AND MODERN Chrysler vehicles. I’ve seen this on my partner’s 300 and plenty of other 300s driving around,…

I’m confused. If the kid fucking STOLE some stuff, what do you want mall security to do?! Let him walk around freely until “actual police” arrive?

Trader’s pumpkin ravioli were AMAZING and I’m stocking up before they disappear (yeah, they were that tasty and full of goodness).

To be fair, watching toilet paper stick to a walking piece of shit entering Air Force One [today] also pleased me immensely.

I love to laugh at her, but when she smiles, it feels genuine here. Too bad she can’t have lots of money AND a nice husband.

Agreed! “What more do you want?!” frames the issue in a grand nutshell.

Maybe people should “understand” this is for national safety, so stop whining and disregard it after you receive it. EASY.

God, why do so many people frightfully say things without knowing ANY damn facts?! We could BE the aliens on other planets by now if we weren’t reporting on Kanye’s SNL appearances and voting for Trump-like fools to run the world’s countries. Our knowledge and priorities are woefully shameful sometimes.

I never used racist terms or spewed bigotry as a kid, so why do these WHITE boys get passes while everyone else gets dredged through the mud? They weren’t 5 year-olds, they were already in their late teens saying these things. I doubt much has changed.

Another reminder: do NOT leave the tank you are transporting exposed to sunlight -- it gets hot fast, so cover that baby up (unless it’s a real baby, then don’t leave it in the car at all!)

The Thermomix already exists for all these things (it just costs a LOT):

CostCo’s 2-lb. package of all-white boneless rotisserie chicken meat is an AMAZING value. I just toss some in the toaster oven with cheese on it and voila: instant delicious dinner! (It never tastes boring, even when eaten night after night.)

I’m confused why this situation is a “situation” at all!

Another shitty deal is the Cadillac SRX, as the rear hatch door has NO physical handle, so if (read: when) the electric switch fails, you literally cannot open the damn thing and that’s a $2500 repair that can only be performed from the INSIDE of the SUV, which is why any mechanic can charge a fortune for their…

Agreed! I know way, WAY too many people who leave so much food at restaurants and even dump freshly-cooked food at home because they hate and/or simply won’t eat leftovers.

PEOPLE! Get the McDonald’s app immediately — it has some seriously amazing promos both daily ($1 coffees and McDoubles each day) and weekly ($1 for *any* sandwich!) Some random comment on here mentioned the app and once I found it, the last 2 months have been bliss and I’ve barely visited any other fast food…