Tesla’s been “about to run out of money” since 2013.

What I really want to know is how I can open a link shared from Google Maps via sms (not iMessage) on my iPhone.

When the engine is running at all even, not just when the car is in motion.

Why stop at only three? I find the best driving experience can’t be achieved with less than 5 pedals.

I hope Shopcat pulls through.

How often should we expect to find a female artist, all things being equal? Surely it’s not 50/50, and I’d even wager it varies wildly from genre to genre. Without that information, this article does nothing to make the point it’s attempting to make.

as a fellow Federal employee, don’t even get me started on how often and how many times I have to explain to stakeholders why there isn’t free coffee at a meeting. Then I have to look back at the look of incredulity on their face as I explain that the nearest starbucks is down the hallway and up a flight of stairs.

Jalopnik hates Tesla so much that they now all of a sudden have opinions about the search for extraterrestrial life

at which point, I’m sure you’ll move the goalposts in some retort about how you’re still not impressed.

And they’re not developing a new motor, they’re using a number of Model 3 motors.

Yeah, give me a car that *can’t* get fixed remotely any day.

I’ll totally take that bet. How much will you put up?

Save us all the snobbery and visit nonce per year

“It’s unclear if the production version Leaf Nismos would benefit from *engine* upgrades as well, or just the aesthetic ones seen in the Tweet above.”

stop moving the goalposts. this is a “true” solution. It’s not the most elegant implementation, but we’re also at the very beginning of the electric car age.

You bought an “electric” car that you’ve never plugged in? That’s just a gasoline powered car. Why not just get a prius?

probably.

Does this sync across all computers on which I’m signed into Chrome?

pfft. Electricity is so early 20th century. I’m over it.

A chicken in every pot and a plug in every spot