In the desert. where it's DRY.

Eh, if you can't beat 'em, join 'em. Nothing makes coked up people more tolerable than coke.

Huh? Justify? I mean, you can explain all you want, but we all know you want to be pegged while wearing a tail and a mane. It's 2016, we are all fine with that.

Except Hulk is the strongest one there is, and Namor is the MCU's strongest mutant.

And The Silver Surfer. That is a ridiculously overpowered team.

I hope those girls have a handtruck at least, since they seem to be delivering weed by the bale.

Counterpoint: Insubstantial, artificial tasting, flatulence generating.

I did a fill in bar shift in LA recently and had a group of black women professionals (like business professional, get your mind out of the gutter) who absolutely shit talked Bey in favor of Kelly for about 45 minutes. I stood them a few rounds I was so amused.

Oh, The Ultimate Warrior would like a word.

Who in the world would take Beyonce seriously? She's a fucking pop star, not a Nobel laureate. Her opinions matter about as much as Justin Beibers. Her whole goddamn career is based on people wanting to fuck her not listen to her speak.

Right? Am I the only one who doesn't care if a pop singer can fucking dance? And if your dancing takes away from your singing (it does), stand the fuck still then.

That sucks for sure. You might have to resort to classic metal as a last resort. No metalhead is going to say anything about Sabbath,Dio, Deep Purple, Thin Lizzy, UFO,Scorpions etc. Once you get there, you can wiggle in Zeppelin, then the floodgates are open.

Fuck this show though. I don't care enough to even watch the finale unless they miraculously spend the entire running time back filling those diamond mine sized plot holes.

Great live band though, and I don't even like them that much.

Beyonce is Mariah minus the shockingly high level of self awareness and with even less humility.

My wife's cousin works in cosmetics and even though she changes jobs like a meth addled fry cook she somehow manages to consistently pull down a healthy low six figures. She's in her early forties now and losing traction all the time, a fact I find oddly comforting. This post brought to you by TMI.com.

Mahogany Rush was pretty well known when I was a teen. At least in the circles I ran in. Good opening act, mostly shitty records was their niche (and one they shared with alot of bands with a flashy guitar player).

This is the least surprising trivia I've heard in awhile.

Us "rockers' loved the hell out of Pat Travers in the late 70's early 80's. I lost count of the headliners that band destroyed as an opening act. (PT,Pat Thrall,Mars Cowling and Tommy Aldridge).

Yeah, size wise NZ hits way above it's weight.