To be fair, I think that Jon Gruden is possibly the least irritating color commentator currently covering the nation's most popular sport. I mean is there anyone I'd rather listen to besides Gruden? Troy Aikman? Phil Simms? I'll take Gruden any day of the week. Is that non-irritation factor worth $6.5 million a year?…

How will Kevin Costner fix this mess?

But from yesterday’s video, I was under the impression that he broke his leg when he fell trying to escape Cleveland.

The story is obviously fake. The Browns don’t even have 3 NFL starters on offense.

There’s a GOP conference today in some place called Mayonnaise Mackinac Island

I mean, it’s a funny line, but moving us to the metric system is 1000000x more beneficial and sane than anything anybody uttered on stage last night.

I don’t know man, I’m thinking Flacco just isn’t elite enough. And what about being clutch? Why don’t we talk about that?

“Southie” has always been, and remains, the name of the neighborhood. It is not a demonym.

...imagine if the local newspapers reported on your mother’s Facebook posts...

I had to retire my jack sock years ago.