I think the character most wounded by the show's descent is Principal Skinner. At first he was just a straight arrow/momma's boy but at least there was a sense of rigid pride inside of him. Now he's some weird loser who lives with his mom and plays toadie to his boss. The one character who's actually gotten richer…

Every now and again my libertarian friends post something from infowars possibly unaware of how crazy Alex Jones and his following really are. It's usually something with Paul Joseph Watson who I'm utterly fascinated by because he talks like every sentence is a slightly over rehearsed declaration.

When the dance sequence kicked in I immediately thought "So Rowan's favorite movie is clearly "The Mask," then."

The weird thing is the one person I felt sorry for In the new movie was one alien who gets decapitated by a machete after crawling out of its suit. The poor thing was completely helpless at this point. Felt nothing for the people, though.

I don't mind a blockbuster movie having holes here and there provided I'm not bored. However, I do mind when a SciFi movie ignores science altogether. Brent character shouldn't be able to walk if alien telepathy somehow preserved his brain. Plus those jerks the tugboat should have been boiled alive being that close to…

I've been calling Ramsey a piece of dog shit for months and now it looks like I've been speaking prophecy.

I'm reaching that point in my life where most of my friends have disappeared because they got married and have kids. It's weird but it's like they developed an allergy to single people. Their social circles are nothing but other couples.

Morgan Freeman's character must have the worst lawyers in the world. The way the cash exploded out of his car makes it look obviously planted. Michael Caine's character doesn't have much of a legal team either since his money was redistributed in public. It should be super easy for him to get his money back.

Freeze's story just gets progressively sadder after that. He's buried alive with his wife, saves his wife but can only watch from afar, deteriorates into a disembodied head, then gets a second chance that's a fluke and gets buried alive again.
"Remember, there may be some momentary discomfort."

I am weirdly fascinated by the Resident Evil movies. It's so nonsensical I'm dying to see what they're going to pull out of their butts next. I actually liked the most recent one because of the whole cloning twist and that batshit crazy compound under the sea. To this day I still can't figure out what Umbrella's…

To be honest Hugo Weaving might have been too scary. Dude has the most sinister forehead on Earth.

I'm a little alarmed on fan activism on the internet because it seems to punish the people who make the creative decisions in the first place. If "Frozen 2" is actually good but opts to make Elsa straight there's going to be an outcry that Disney ignored the fans. Well, a sect of the fans who are adults and follow…

Can't really say I blame Jasper for taking the chip. This planet's had out for him since day one. He was the first one to get speared and after that its been non stop misery and humiliation. Oh, well. It looks like he has radiation poisoning to look forward to.

Starr is physically humiliated so many time I forgot about the castration thing. I was thinking more about the slit carved on the top of his head.

I wonder how much of the story this series will actually keep. There are parts I love but there other parts I think are too mean-spirited and gross. The descendant of Christ was probably a step too far for me not because of the religious aspects but just for the tastelessness of it. I have a feeling the Herr Starr…

Bill Murray as Garfield.

Shlubby sounds about right. What's funny is it can easily be spun into a term of endearment.

Maybe Seth Rogen. He's not remarkably heavy and to be honest most people seem to comment on how old he looks for his age moer than anything. Jonah Hill has definitely been called fat but rarely average. A lot of guys don't get called overweight. We just repackage it as the "Dad-bod."

I'm trying to figure out what the male physical equivalent of Amy Schumer and Mindy Kaling would actually be. They're average size women to be sure but it's not hard to find someone on the internet calling them fat. I'm hard pressed to think of that many average looking men getting called the same thing. Men…

"What Planet Are You From" is still pretty damn funny in my book. At the very least for when John Goodman calls Ben Kingsley's bluff and shoots him. The look on Kingsley's face is s priceless.