You can’t fix stupid. Don’t feel bad.

Everybody knows they make y’all swear a loyalty oath on a used tampon before you sign over your soul to Hillary Satan. I mean, it’s totally obvious.

Everybody knows they make y’all swear a loyalty oath on a used tampon before you sign over your soul to Hillary Satan. I mean, it’s totally obvious.

or “cousins shouldn’t bread.” WTF? The stupid is strong in this country.

That one dude was right, though. Cousins shouldn’t bread.

I hate what this state has become, and I can’t wait to leave it. I just hope we can elect Cooper et al before I can get enough money saved to move to a blue state like oregon. It would be really nice to not be seen as the festering sphincter of the south.

I live in N.C. I’m white, and I early voted. For Hillary, Roy Cooper, Deborah Ross, and every single democrat running. Fuck you, N.C. Republicans and eat shit.

I live in N.C. I’m white, and I early voted. For Hillary, Roy Cooper, Deborah Ross, and every single democrat running. Fuck you, N.C. Republicans. Eat shit.

I love Katy Tur. I am currently watching her try to interview Giuliani and her professionalism is unbelievable. Hopefully they will give her her own slot on MSNBC.

Don’t worry, he won’t concede. He’ll start filing lawsuits like the one he just did in Nevada. And then tell his supporters “See, I told you it was rigged. Lying media run by corrupt libruls. They stole the election from you. Take this torch and pitchfork and do something about it.”

799. bigly is not a word.

It’s just going to get worse. Especially if he starts the Trump TV Network with his buddies at Breitbart.

Honestly, I don’t think he can either. We’ll be lucky to get one of them.

I think juvenile records are sealed. I agree there is no excuse for this (being hired as a realtor), but they may not have been able to verify his story. That being said, if he only got out two years ago, which I read somewhere up thread, that should have sent up a HUGE red flag to the real estate people, like, where…

Also, he was a minor when he did this, so the court documents are probably sealed, not allowing employers to get all the details of that case, just that he was a sex offender. And you know, youthful indiscretions....

Because he lives in the south. Specifically S.C., where you can take a gun into a BAR, as long as you cross your heart promise not to drink.

Why the hell didn’t I learn about this shit in school? This is horrific, and we are coming damn close to getting a repeat of it. Can you imagine Giuliani as the head of the FBI?

I pray that his hands change size every time he reaches for something, so that he can never get a grip on anything like money, Ivanka’s hips, and anyone’s pussy.

I made that same analogy, adding that there is no hope in the bottom of that box.

Oh, he’s gonna rub off on ‘em alright. On the bright side, how much jizz can come out of a dick that small? Cleaning up afterward shouldn’t be too hard.