SO close.  I had Dodge in the pool.  Whoever had the Hyundai square is also disappointed.

The fact that this was a Nissan store is a total shock... 

Well, they definitely have MORE systems, but it’s arguable that they’re better. Disgaea 1 and 2 were excellent games although they’re kind of like Saturday morning cartoons compared to FFT. Disgaea 3 and on really began to suffer from bloat, mistaking content for quality, in my opinion.

Las Vegas and F1. The perfect coming together of greed and excess. 

Huh, I guess I am not the only person who can't afford $1000 car payments.

I heard the 5th-gen Integra wedding bands are an extra $100 for absolutely no discernible reason.

So in other words, 94-95% of them ARE paying thier loans on time? That sounds pretty good actually, but yeah, spin it as a catastrophe for those clicks. You got mine anyway.

Is he packing a Fat Man or a Little Boy?

Yeah, that was pretty easy to see from the jump.  Anyone who bought into that con job deserves their money to be taken. NO ONE builds consumer electronics here.

I saw one reply that referred to him as “A billionaire from the version of Steam you’re forced to use in Hell.”

Honestly just making light trucks subject to the same standards as passenger cars would be a major win

She didn't even get those. Sauron slipped by completely unnoticed until it was too late, and Mount Doom exploded.

“You’re a loose cannon Galadriel, but you get results!”

Trust me. I am done with them. Just wish I could unload mine right now but just about any other car I look at is not in stock and I am not going to pay over MSRP so gonna have to wait a bit.

I feel like the big problem for E3 was the PAX cons captured what we were supposed to think E3 was like but it was, you know, actually FUN.

Fuck, are we now going to have to be nostalgic about corporate marketing events?!?

I assume Wes Craven’s Deadly Friend made it on the list. I refuse to look at slideshows but how could they refuse with a scene like this:

Hurray! We’re back to normal!

Weight gain

I once won a paper airplane throwing contest by simply wadding up my sheet of paper into a ball and throwing it... there were no rules regarding the type or number of folds.