They need to test this at the Mall and see if they still have a problem

I can hear the incredulity in Kenya’s tone.         :)

We used to call it Captain Disease. I don’t know why.

Here in Finland less than a quarter of cars have AWD and it snows everywhere. It’s not an issue unless you are an idiot.

It’s what baffles me about the gushing fandom around the “Snyder cut.” Like, Batman v Superman was awful, Man of Steel pretty terrible and full of WTF moments like Kevin Costner stepping into a tornado to teach his adopted son some sort of Randian message about how he can’t let the world see his true power level or…

XIII is my favorite Final Fantasy game. Fight me... But for real, Sazh is definitely the adult in the room for most of XIII. Lightning is too pissed and laser focused the entire game, Snow is a melodramatic douche, and Fang is too hung up on all the shit that got her and Vanille into this whole mess. Sazh is the only…

The truth is, neither up nor down really makes a lot of difference.

Guess your sarcasm detector needs some new batteries.....

You win. No one should be able to top landmines.

The minefield between Mauritania and Morocco / Western Sahara is quite tense the first time you drive through it. Stay on the soft sand - if you think you see a road surface, that’s more likely to have landmines.

Shagging your female teacher who is heavily, heavily implied to be in coerced sex work after hours.

Jebus, you had one job.

I feel like this should be the most unnecessary cautionary tale ever.

I think I got that message in a fortune cookie once.

In spite of his rage he still locked his dick in a cage.

Are you married?

This entire game is almost fun but never is. Everything about it. The combat, the exploration, the . . . was there anything else to the game? I guess not really.

It’s okay if you’re not a great cook. No one is until they’ve had lots of practice. I believe in you!

Your mother probably never made it for you since it brings up painful memories for her. It’s not just a stew made up of US Rations that were given to Koreans during the war, it is made up of items that they would find in the TRASH. Younger kids will say, “Koreans were Freegans?!?! Awesome!” Um, no. They did this…

Yeah, that’s dangerous with typical American snacking behaviors.