Yes, it probably would have been just as effective to let Phillip Rivers spit in his drink.

How will I know if that white plume billowing behind is coming from the driver or from the exhaust because of the leaking head gasket?

BL didn’t need dipsticks at all.  If it ever stopped leaking, you needed to add oil.

Where as British Leyland released cars with the dipstick incorrectly marked out of sheer incompetence.

“Wow, amazing. NONE of the Citroen trucks lasted more than 3,000 miles and they all failed catastrophically! Congrats on the sabotage.”

The Jets’ new unis look like how I imagine Axe body spray smells.

Hell, they moved on to places like Asheville and Little Rock.

The 49ers are not a San Francisco team anymore. Santa Clara is a town far away from San Francisco that has its own merits, but the 49ers are just another guy on the peninsula who says when asked that they live in SF, then when pressed as to which neighborhood, admit Santa Clara. Santa Clara is not San Francisco.

Economic Anxiety Orchard.

“If this passes, I swear to God, I’m moving to...ah...Super Canada. NORTH Canada.”- The poor bastard American who followed through and actually moved to Canada. 

Fox is finally covering the opioid epidemic. 

I love her expression: “Can you believe this shit?”

ARIZONA: Land Of Failed Californians

They’re also more durable.

He and Kubrick clashed on the set. Very painful memory.

Who is voting for de Blasio? How does that even happen? “So, I like liberalism but am not hung up on ‘results’. Oh fuck it, who’s the tallest?”

Any drive-thru, in front of me:

I treat every trip to Walmart like a raid - you get in, do violence on the objective and get the fuck out, you stick to the list, don’t make eye contact and do your best to ignore the fat fucktard with the Glock on his hip in frozen foods.

The irony of Harry Kane leaving everyone’s jaw on the floor.

Splinter should stick to sports.